The cane was really scary!
When i was 7 years old i failed my maths quiz. My mother very
angry and cane me. I have marks all over my body.
After which, i added laxative to her coffee. However, the laxative
wasn't concentrated enough to make have diarrhea.
When i was 7 and a 1/2 years old, i cheated in my english
spelling test and my mum was informed. I was caned.
After which, i mixed more laxative into my mum's milo. I think she
got diarrhea
When i was 9 years old, i was involved in a fight with my
primary school friend. The discipline master called my mum and i
was caned.
After which, again, i mixed laxative into the curry she cooked. I
make sure everyone got diarrhea, and make sure she got blamed.
When i was 10 years old, i was caught mixing laxative into the
huge container of chendol dessert during a buffet held by my
primary school.
I got caned again.
After which, i mixed laxative into my mum's green bean dessert as
well.
It takes a long time for my mum to realise that everytime i got
caned, she would get diarhhea.
When i was in secondary school, i was involved in a fight and i
insulted the discipline master's parents. I was caned by him
After which, i didn't mix laxative into his drink, i dripped a
generous amount of super glue onto his car's windscreen wiper, i
didn't know if it worked or not.
I shall add on to this list when i recall more caning memories
wow pillow...you have an exciting childhood.
In the past i say i wanna spill paint on my teacher's car, but
never dared to.
now, you gave me an ideal 
